Monday, July 23, 2012

The First Definition For Mentalpause

I'm a teenager going through a serious dose of reality, that I call Mentalpause. Some people think that this time in a person's life isn't real but I feel that if Menopause is real why isn't  Mentalpause? Or some would ask what is  Mentalpause, well that's why I am here. Mentalpause is a time in a teens life where they want to take the word, Reality, and make there own definition for it.
 Mentalpause is the reason for the following: 

  • Rolling of the eyes
  • Rebellion
  • Staying up late
  • Waking up late
  • Coming home late
  • Talking a lot of smack 
  • Blocking out everything, anyone older than us, has to say
  • And GROWING UP!!!
But if you're a parent reading don't fear Mentalpause only lasts until your child is 17 or 18. By this time your kid will be ready to go to college and will realize that Mommy and Daddy won't be there anymore to bandage their  "Boo-boos". I believe that this time of a teen's life is a great way to get them ready to move on with their lives, and a quicker way to make your teen more independent. So in that case, parents, your B-Day presents will last for about 5or 6 years. Happy Birthday.
                                                                                              The Creator Of  Mentalpause  

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